EADJ Presents: Favorite Dishes To Accompany Backhanded Compliments

This blog is all about culture. We track furniture trends, the newest dating apps and sometimes what gourmet dishes are best served with withering backhanded compliments. Here now are the latest and greatest delicious entrees along with the passive aggressively unkind things one could hear while enjoying:

Lemon Dill Chicken with Brown Rice / "I love how you don't obsess about how you look."

Pineapple Jalapeno Cod with Broccoli / "You're pretty cool for a Jew!"

Salmon Teriyaki over Brown Rice / "You're the only one out of all of us who never got married. How'd you do it?"

Lemon Dill Shrimp with Asparagus & Rice / "That wasn't the worst sex I've ever had."

Chicken Vindaloo with Jasmine Rice / "Good game. I tore a ligament last week, but you won fair and square."

Meatball Arrabiatta Angel Hair Spaghetti / "Good job winning the account. I can't believe you pulled it off."

General Tso's Chicken over Brown Rice / "It never would have worked out between you two– he's a model and rich and all that, and you're you."

Cod over Pesto Cous Cous with Asparagus / "Sure, I'd fuck you if I were drunk."