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"I Want To Come With You To Alderaan. There's Nothing For Me Here Now. I Want To Learn The Ways Of The Force and Become A Pathmark Like My Father."

EADJ Fashion Roundup: Pre-Holiday Edition

Not actually a priest. But he did take my confession.

Guy must be looking for a really big pizza to cut.

I found the widow to Kurt Russell's character in "The Thing."

When you do horrific things to denim like this, you can't blame it for trying to drop off your ass every 5 steps.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags: Shitty President Edition

Our current president tweets a whole heck of a lot. But he doesn't often use hashtags, and if he did, he would very much NOT use the following hashtags. So go ahead and use them for your own 5am Twitter rants:

#love

#yogaclass

#diplomacy

#sharingcredit

#selfreflection

#Icouldbewrong

#bookoftheweek

#sorrykaepernick

#personalresponsibility

#reachingouttothelessfortunate

#IhavenoideawhatI'mdoingandIshouldstepdownbeforeIcausemoreirreparabledamagetothiscountry

Pathmark! How Low Can You Go / Death Row / What A Brother Know

Happy Thanksgiving From EADJ!

Eat A Dick Joel would like to wish you and whoever you're shacking up with a happy, healthy, and hearty Thanksgiving. Except you Trump supporters. Fuck all y'all.

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Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Some Selections From The Christmas Edition Of The Sharper Image Catalog

Just in time for the holidays, the country's foremost junk mail dealer drops a load of new orderable merchandise in your mailbox. Here now are their most interesting gift ideas:

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And here is an actual customer-submitted photo of the product in action:

 The Sharper Image suggests you order before December 25 for the gifts to arrive in time for Christmas.

The ProofrEADJer: Birthdays of Rachel McAdams, RuPaul and Danny DeVito Edition

"Jewellery" is correct if you're British. This ain't Britain.