The "Stack of Books"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: A low grade of 3. Looks comfy and natural, I guess.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: None
The "Sideways Headrest"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: A low 4. Seems to work, but kind of looks like you're listening to a car's rearview mirror.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: None, but sort of looks like a communicator.
The "Blue Strangler"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 5. Doesn't help if you look like Casey Anthony.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: Whatever this is.
The "Gray Strangler"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 5. Doesn't look stupid, but it doesn't look stylish either. Flight attendants would be ambivalent.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: The Phlox.
The "Blind Unibomber"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 6. You look like a sucker who just paid $50 for a basic headrest with a hood.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: The black metal Klingons from TNG
The "Collision Crash"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 6. It might work okay, but it looks like someone needs to call a paramedic.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: Dead Spock
The "Screaming Into An Elf's Tree"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 7. Those poor elves aren't going to make cookies any faster with you shouting at them like that.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: The Glove Plant from TOS
The "Teddy Bear Playing Guess Who"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 7.5. Looks complicated and torturous.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: None, but looks kinda like Geordi La Forge.
The "Elephant's Dong"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 8. Looks sort of comfy but at the price of looking stupid.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: None, but they look like those stupid seatbelts from the recent movies.
The "Shame Lap"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 8.1. Look at you, burying your face in that dumb thing. Sleep > shame, I guess.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: The flying pancakes from "Operation Annihilate!"
The "Suicide Sling"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 8.5. Those bratty kids in 17E are making fun of you as you sleep. And so are rows 16, 15, and 14.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: Mizarians
The "Hostage"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 8.5. You look like you've already let the terrorists win, you instant victim.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: Solanogen-Based Life Forms
The "Wearable Beehive"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 9.5. You do NOT look cool or comfortable. You look like Winnie the Pooh on a bender.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: Ferengi
The "Earthworm Jim"
How Much It Makes You Look Like An Asshole: 10. Those holes at the side are for your arms, I think. What it looks like is an oversized planarian worm is sitting in 13A.
Star Trek Alien Race It Resembles: Tyvanna
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