Porn is a booming business. And you, a young runaway with dreams of making it big in L.A., have found that you could be a big, rich porn star if only you had the right name. We at EADJ have some available names for you, but they're not the best in the world. But they're not taken. So go for it:
Him
Ponda Jerry
Juan D'Erection
Joe Thighs, Man
Large Hardon Collider
Sperm-man Helmsley
Brook Kakke
Her
Wanda Takeabreakfromallthisfucking
Lily Putian (for a little person)
Quinoa Kale
Nondesirée
Koo D’etat
Lisa Honda-Today
Deb Bigbangtheory
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