Hi guyyyyyyz!
Cameron the intern heeeere. ✋ I was asked to send a reminder re: TIME SHEETS 💰 since Judy 🎀 and Hachiro ☯ weren't in the office today!!!!!! So pleez bare with me while I plant a 🔥 under your BUTTS to FILL in YOUR time SHEETS ToDaY, PeOpLe! 🚺 🚹 😁😂😊😉
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Here are the job numbers💰💰💰💰💰✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍💰💰💰💰💰:
23759: Giving a shit
32888: Taking a shit
99314: Cheating results for your "Shark Tank" presentation
80650: Diddling your core
17477: Spacing out on that actor's name
33720: Preparing the stagecoach for the long winter's trip
74284: Cupping Martin Shkreli's balls
08821: Really leaning into the punch when hitting your Dad
765772: Mocking the disabled (Donald Trump only)
10039: Debating the Ninth Doctor Who vs. the Fourth
35772: Remembering that actor's name! Daniel Stern!
63636: Printing your resume on the nice paper at work, leaving it in the printer like a dumbass
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