Thursday, December 22, 2016

Here Are Your Timesheets For December 22

Hi guyyyyyyz!

Cameron the intern heeeere. ✋ I was asked to send a reminder re: TIME SHEETS πŸ’° since Judy πŸŽ€ and Hachiro ☯ weren't in the office today!!!!!! So pleez bare with me while I plant a πŸ”₯ under your BUTTS to FILL in YOUR time SHEETS ToDaY, PeOpLe! 🚺 🚹 πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰

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Here are the job numbersπŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°:

23759: Giving a shit

32888: Taking a shit

99314: Cheating results for your "Shark Tank" presentation

80650: Diddling your core

17477: Spacing out on that actor's name

33720: Preparing the stagecoach for the long winter's trip

74284: Cupping Martin Shkreli's balls

08821: Really leaning into the punch when hitting your Dad

765772: Mocking the disabled (Donald Trump only)

10039: Debating the Ninth Doctor Who vs. the Fourth

35772: Remembering that actor's name! Daniel Stern!

63636: Printing your resume on the nice paper at work, leaving it in the printer like a dumbass

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