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Thursday, December 8, 2016

And Now For Something Completely Pathmark











Posted by Estoye at 2:25 AM
Labels: bag full of teeth, banishment, beansnappers, concubines, gross generalizations about fat people, grotesque root of a toe, I can't even park in the driveway anymore, Pathmark, sidelong glances, texting people

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