Monday, September 5, 2016

Yet Even More Terrible Porn Names


We had an earlier entry that revealed some understandably unused porn actor names. Then we had a second entry that listed the ones that weren't even good enough to make the first cut. Here now is the third tier of rejected porn names that YOU can use for YOURSELF if you so choose to enter the pornographic film industry! Have at it, and good luck!:


HER:

Gastra Intestinal
Sarah Problemofficer
Eff Idgy
Susan B. Cumonmytits
Dawn Onernees
Frida Go
Angela Plasty
Em Plants
Listeria Crompits
B.J. Biteslikehell
Aria Rug
Spanx McFuckdog

HIM:

Kiel Basa
Pube Goldberg
Rumplestiffdick
Mayor Ed Crotch
Bernie Whenyoupee
Lefty Loosie
Bruce Bowels
Vance Deferens
Boz Deep
Aido Guystoo
Crevice Von Stinkdick


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