J'Net brought this to my attention yesterday: CBS 2 is promoting NFL Thursday Night Football and they got the contractually obligated news anchors Kristine Johnson and Maurice Du Bois (it means "of wood") to dress up and "have fun with it." And they tried.
Looks like Kristine drew the line at wearing a ruffled cheerleader miniskirt. And it looks like Maurice said "Hell no" and simply changed his tie to a gold one.
I'm not entirely understanding the glowing tip of the football. What does that remind me of? Oh, right.
RUN, MAURICE! COVER YOUR FACE!
Here's Maurice cutting loose.
Here's Kristine thinking about what time she had to pick up her dry cleaning before they closed.