1) Can I have my money back?
2) Is that Samuel L. Jackson? Or is that Morgan Freeman? Or Laurence Fishburne? Or Danny Glover? Or Keith David? Great God, I'm racist.
3) Wait, stop the bus! I want to take a selfie with Kate Hudson's recycling bin!
4) Do any of you cowardly paparazzi fuckers have a soul?
5) That dude who runs TMZ- the older guy who wears tight Polo shirts- he's creepy, isn't he? You can't say he's not creepy, right?
6) Why did you kill Princess Diana?
7) On the TMZ show, how come everybody sits around the office chatting and doesn't do a lick of work?
8) Are we allowed to "bag and tag" any celebrities we spot?
9) Is Kramer driving this thing?
10) Should we have pissed away our $40 at Madame Tussaud's instead?
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