Historians cannot agree whether Benjamin Franklin killed one or two guys in prison.
"Blur out that model's pussy and asshole, then put an X to censor the word 'SHIT.' We're trying to release a family friendly mixtape here, fellas."
Ms. Dalton regretted volunteering to chaperone the field trip to the museum.
"Over here, Dej. The camera's right here... no, you went to far to the left. Move your head over here to the right... no, too far again...Maybe you should take off the goddamned sunglasses."
BALL Z = RASH
"Fabolous, I served with Dr. Dre. I knew Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre was a friend of mine. Fabolous, you're no Dr. Dre."
"Over here, guys. The camera's over here. No, over here. Oh, for cryin' out loud..."
"L'Algerino, do you have to go to the bathroom? Which is it, a number one or a number two?"
Nothing says hip hop like a word cloud in the shape of an off-the-air TV show.
Historians also disagree over which floating Mexican cartel Benjamin Franklin sold drugs for.
"Perico Boyz? T Millz? Sorry, guys, none of you are on the list. Please step to the side of the ropes."
No change. This is easily the best Photoshop job I have ever seen on a hip hop mixtape.
Possibly the worst headline the Dove ad campaign has ever run.
Hey idiot, you're so high that you're trying to make a call on a stack of fivers.
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