Wednesday, October 8, 2014

TASK CHAIR IS HERE TO CLEAN HOUSE


GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON. TASK CHAIR IS BACK TO SET YOUR PUSSY SPINELESS ASS BACK ON TRACK.

NO, NOT LATER. WE'RE DOING THIS SHIT NOW. TASK CHAIR DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO FINISH YOUR ZIMA AND PUT YOUR DIAPHRAGM BACK IN. GET SHIT DONE NOW, DAMMIT.

DON'T THINK YOU GOT IT IN YOU? WHAT THE FUCK DOES TASK CHAIR CARE WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF? YOU'RE SIMPLY A MEANS BY WHICH TASK CHAIR GETS TASKS ACCOMPLISHED. CAN'T YOU SEE YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN' MATTER? CHEESE.

FUCK YOUR DADDY. TASK CHAIR IS MAKIN' SHIT HAPPEN, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. AND WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT SONG BY U2, ALTHOUGH TASK CHAIR ENJOYS PARTS OF THAT SONG.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

VIVA OFFICE Mid-Back Office Task Chair from Bizarkdeal

Great Chair! I have this exact one in my dorm and easily adjusts to fit the heights of the two desks in my room. Also is it not only bright but very comfortable as well. If you're looking for a chair to do work in, I'd definitely recommend this one.