No wrestling analogies. No out-of-context wacky names for wrestling moves or holds. Nothing but 100% EADJ Crappinuum.
"Secret Agent Club" was placed firmly (that's not a wrestling reference!) between "Vipers" (that was a real movie we reviewed, not the name of a professional wrestler) and "The Casino Job" (not a type of chokehold or finishing move). It did indeed have some entertainment value but lazily stuck to a pre-conceived formula of how a father and his son connect after the son helps his secret agent father overcome some obstacle and they have a better understanding of each other, etc etc etc zzzzzzz.
"The Casino Job" had tits. So it trumps Hogan's pecs (which were NOT shown in this movie). That is a well known but unwritten EADJ Crappinema rule: tits win.
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