Thursday, June 5, 2014

I Just Don't Understand

Pictured below, the actual cover for the DVD movie "Making The Rules," starring Robin Thicke and Jaime Pressly.


This raises oh so many questions, but here goes:

1) Robin Thicke wants to act now?

2) Why did they use a cheap nighttime TMZ shot of Robin Thicke instead of a still from the movie?

3) Can Jaime Pressly sing?

4) Do the two of them sing some sort of duet in this?

5) Was it necessary to crop the top of both of their hair poofs?

6) What the Sam Shit does that tagline "Sometimes life takes an unexpected turn" mean?

7) Does Robin Thicke live in the city, while Jaime Pressly live in the beach, and this is a "Sleepless In Seattle" type dealie? Does she end up moving to the city for him, or does he end up moving to the beach for her?

8) Why is Jaime Pressly dressed up for dinner in the middle of the day?

9) Why is Jaime Pressly's name so far in on the right margin, compared to Robin Thicke's on the left?

10) Why, in spite of all this awfulness, do I still want to see this movie?

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