"Hey, you in the bright green spandex and the fanny pack– you can't roller skate in the post office. Can't you read the sign?"
"These aren't roller skates, man. They're way better; they're the coolest new invention."
"But you're skating around the floor of this post office like an asshole and scuffing up my floors. If that ain't roller skating, I don't know what is."
"Listen, man. These things are in-line skates, or 'roller blades.' See how all four wheels are in a row under my foot rather than like a skate? This allows me to travel a lot faster, plus they look cooool!"
"You look like a bobsled with legs. You look like a right asshole. And you're ruining my tile floor."
"Hey, it doesn't say on your front door 'NO ROLLER BLADES,' man, so I can do what I want!"
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