How I Eat One Of Those Cracker Sticks 'N Cheese Pack Thingies

1. Chuck that stupid red spreader. Useless.

 

2. Grab the first cracker stick and scoop a good 75% of cheese substance with it.

 

3. Grab a second cracker stick and scoop another 20% of cheese substance with it.

 

4. The third cracker stick is for scraping the remaining 5% cheese substance, thus screwing the other three remaining cracker sticks.

 

5. Shit.

 

6. Buy another Crackers 'N Cheese Pack Thingie and dive into the new wealth of cheese substance!

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