Are You Ready For The P90x Challenge?

P90x is the latest home fitness system designed to get you in the best shape of your life, brah!

What makes P90x so effective? An advanced training technique called "muscle confusion." This involves an extensive variety of fat-burning, muscle-perfecting moves that constantly challenge your body, making you get fitter every day!

Here now are some great examples of P90x's patented "muscle confusion:"

• Sandra, one of our trainers, flirts with your muscles at a bar and gives them her number. Then, a few days later, when your muscles try to text her or give her a call, she acts like she's never heard of them!

• Your muscles' economics professor asks them a question regarding Gross Domestic Product, although that topic won't be covered for another three chapters.

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• Momma tells your muscles that they can go to the Pizza Palace on Friday night if they do their chores and stay out of her hair. When Friday rolls around, forgets she promised that to your muscles.

• Republican Senators promise to reach a compromise on a controversial bill with your muscles, saying they will reach across the aisle to find a suitable middle ground. Later, they don't.

• Your muscles watch the "LOST" finale.

• We take your muscles to a local Build-A-Bear Workshop, but instead of building a bear for your muscles, we giving the attorneys three weeks to file any additional information. Finding in favor of Auburn, Polito released his decision on March 7, explaining he rejected Hutchings’ petition and agreed with an arbitrator’s previous decision.

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