More Hip Hop Awfulness

It's time once again to document the latest and weakest in hip hop. And this time it seems we have to categorize the different kinds of awfulness.

Using Food Imagery For Mixtape Covers


Because the one thing more street than a baker's hat is Canadian currency.


Looks like someone couldn't finish photoshopping the waitress outfit, said "fuck it," and plopped a bag of money to cover her.


Not sure why this is all going down at a Texaco station. Any ideas?

I do, however, appreciate the reflection of the orange in his sunglasses.

Terrible MC Names


"Thirstin Howl III" is a good name because it clearly states that you're rich. It's bad because we all know what rhymes with "third."


"Kil Ripkin." Yup, that's his handle. By adopting this name, this emcee invites comparisons to legendary Hall of Famer and former Orioles shortstop and third baseman Cal Ripken, Jr., who holds the record for consecutive games played (2,632). Except he KILLS. Get it?




General Misappropriation




Other


"DJ H1N1" would actually sound pretty badass.


I'm confused about appropriating the "bodega" theme here, but points for the "Ed Haji" shirt.