Thursday, September 3, 2009

Who Needs Axe?

Spotted in a discount store in Irvington, NJ: a rack of excellently titled scents.

Click to engorge...er, enlarge.


In addition to the Chanel No. 5 and Polo Black knockoffs ("Parise Hilton Type"), I was delighted to find other original titles: "Black Women," "Tupac," and "Sex On the Beach."


I did notice that the more explicit fragrances, e.g. "Lick Me All Over," "Eat It Raw" and "Butt Naked" were all sold out.


Let's just hope they had money left over for condoms. Or just one that they could reuse.

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