Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Introducing the EADJ Cowardly Subway Fashion Police

Combining the sense of style of a fashionista with the non-confrontational nature of a yellow-bellied coward with a digital camera, EADJ proudly brings you the Cowardly Subway Fashion Police:


"Eww. Like do all B-Boys think that Finish Line or Lids stores will suddenly pay top dollar for used baseball caps if the tags are still on it? Hellooo, you can take the stickers off, cuz nobody wants your head lice, 'kay Scooter?"


"Okay, anybody who's Catholic knows that rosaries aren't worn around the neck. See, that either makes you a dumbass, a douchebag, or Madonna from the late 80's, 'kay?"


"Tinfoil as a book cover isn't really a fashion statement, so I'll just take a pass on this one, please, 'kay?"


"Oy, mai mica! Panty hose OVER an anklet? Ay papi selarĂ³n! Qui mami ta buenos tia! Gouge my eyes out with that plastic spoon, 'kay? And then the mandals! Ay ay ay!"

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