Let's Tap Our Cigarette Ash Into the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted via IM by Bill Dow, a quick anecdote about him and his fiancée:




Way to spoil a good story, Pewter Bear. You're probably one of those types that people invite to a party, like once. Cuz once you get there and start spouting off your know-it-all, insufferable pie hole full of facts, the word spreads that you're a detestable, unimaginably withering puke of a shitstain. Read these next three words slowly and carefully, Pewter Bear, so that it can enter that thick pewter brain of yours: NOBODY LIKES YOU. Oh, and: DIE.

Anyway, thanks to Bill for letting me publish that!