Larry K writes: My sources tell me it's a conspiracy set in motion by the heads of the Five Families of Food in this neighborhood:
Pierre "Le Petite Fromage" Pretamanger, head of the European cartel.
Anthony "Split Pea" Tortolini, who fences counterfeit paninis through Café Metro.
Sophie "The Beef Steak" Empanada, the Brazilian heiress.
Johnny "Stinky Taint" Bistro, known burrito smuggler.
Don Francisco “Week Old Sushi” Delmonico
Apparently, when the owners of Old Bridge refused to cut them in on their incredibly profitable Rolly Wrap business, the families decided they needed to go. Rumor has it they enlisted local muscle from “The Spanish Omelet Gang,” employees of The Café O Brothers.
Of course, this is just what I heard. Could be they’re just deadbeats.
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