The real question is why are you checking EADJ so soon after Christmas? Have you already spent all the time that you can bear with your relatives and/or inlaws that you seek refuge in a shitty blog about Joel Thomas eating dick? Wouldn't you rather talk to your uncle about his lumbago or go see that "Benjamin Button" movie where Brad Pitt's balls go from hanging really low to getting sucked up into his younger abdomen? I gotta admit, I've always thought Cate Blachett was super-hot. Especially in the Lord of the Rings movies. Totally hot. She was recently featured in some crap article on the Internet listing "hot bodies with butter faces," but I find her face interesting and classic. Not like Vida Guerra, who was also on that list. Now, THAT'S a butter face. There is this chick on that X-Files ripoff show Fringe (which has turned out to be a pretty decent show) who looks like a younger Cate Blanchett. Again, very hot. I can't believe Joshua Jackson plays a badass on that show, though. Like, the mopey kid on Dawson's Creek suddenly has a dark background running illegal weapons and working for the CIA. Un-fucking-likely. And then the actor playing his Dad on the show was Denethor on Lord of the Rings! Small world, huh? What do you mean, am I avoiding my relatives now?
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