Why do they put ice in the urinals at "classy" bars and restaurants? I mean, it's totally fun and all to urinate on ice and see it melt. I once read a news story about a guy who was trapped in a car by an avalanche and saved himself by urinating his way out after drinking bottles of beer. So it's fun and can save your life, but I digress. Why do places that have cloth napkins take the trouble to dump ice cubes in the pisser? Why is that considered high class or special?
And why am I asking you, Santa? Don't you have more pressing things to do than reading my letter, like ordering your elves around or not existing?
Have a good one,
EADJ
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