Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Salivary Disturbing.


Over the years, I've noticed some people have a "wet mouth," meaning they always look like their lips are red and shiny. It gives me the impression that they've just finished a giant red popsicle.

A short list of celebrities who have a "Wet Mouth:"

•Macaulay Culkin


• that ginger kid from "Harry Potter"
• ESPN Fantasy Sports analyst Matthew Berry
• Gene Simmons (even when not doing the tongue thing)


• Jim Bakker
• every actress who played that blonde girl in "Atonement"
• both "Coreys"


• Kirk Cameron
• Jean Claude Van Damme
• Ewan McGregor
• Beck


• Juliette Lewis



Do you know any other wetmouths?

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