At the Rock the Bells Hip Hop Festival, John Reid and I got to see some pretty amazing acts like NaS, Jay-Z, De La Soul, and most of the Wu Tang Clan. Raekwon & Ghostface were performing, and Reid noticed an older gentleman who somehow got onstage with them. Thankfully, he did not start dancing or busting out gang signs.
Some possible rapper names we came up with for him:
MC Pleated Front Khakis
MC Weave Belt
Busta Hip
MC Blackberry PDF Attachment
CPA-1
MC Pleasant Bar-b-Que at the Beach House
MC Par-5
The Large Sausage and Mushroom PZA
MC Yacht Club
MTAMUCL
M-E-T-H-O-D-I-S-T MAN
Ga Z-Bo
MC Costco Discount
3 comments:
8 DIAGRAMS AINT SHIT ALL THE FEATURED ARTISTS ON THE CHORUSES SUCK
RAEKWON AND GHOST NEED TO GET BACK TO OLD WU SHIT LIKE IRON FLAG. RAEKWON AIN'T BEEN SHIT SINCE CUBAN LINX
BARBARA FLERI
Thank you, Barbara. You make some cogent arguments, but I would counter with a few points:
Your punctuation isn't shit.
You grammar also isn't shit.
Yours,
John
YOU AINT SHIT SON I"LL CUT YOU FROM DICK TO CHIN THEN PAINT SOME CONCH SHELLS ON A WINDSWEPT DUNE
BARBARA FLERI
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