A Message From The Spraychel For President Campaign

"Hi. I'm Mister Opportunity. I've known Spraychel for about 16 years now, and I can attest to the fact that she is a prime candidate to represent the Cartoon-Americans of this country. Do Barack Obama or John McCain even have a spray nozzle head? I don't think so. Over the last 4 years, Senator McCain has voted 6 times against legislation that would make it possible for Cartoon-Americans to get married. And it's a real shame, too. Because I would totally marry Miss Piggy...no, wait. She's a puppet. What was I talking about? Sorry. I'm totally high."