Barbara Fleri! Yo Wassup Bitch?
How come you never come round no more, baby? Shiiiiit. It's been like a year or whatever since you done left the crib to go paint your seashells 'n shit. Left the baby with Hi Top, and your baby daddy Slo-Mo keeps coming round, wanting to know where Barbara Fleri is 'n shit. Keep saying you owe him money from that rock you stole out of his glove compartment and smoked before leaving town. He mad.
The cops don't come round no more looking for you, so you can come back. They can't prove it was you done stabbed that bartender at the OTB cuz the security video too fuzzy. I went to the post office and took down the Barbara Fleri wanted poster too. So come back.
Momma got your room nice. She kicked the pile of diapers into the closet and shut the window to keep out the crows. She said you can keep painting your starfish 'n shit all you want and she won't let her boyfriends bother you. She still mad you dated Crookie and T-Wild, but she miss you.
Me, I ain't mad at ya. I understand you had to bounce after sleeping with your own brother. But I ain't messed up from it– I still love you, family-style. That's on the real. Come back, Barbara Fleri.
–Tommy
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15 comments:
THIS IS NOT FUNNY I AM OFFENDED TAKE DOWN THIS MESSAGE RIGHT NOW
BARBARA FLERI
I AM A SERIOUS ARTISTS WHO PAINTS SAND DOLLARS AND BEACHSCAPES
BARBARA FLERI
REMOVE THIS POST NOW
THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT
BARBARA FLERI
MY ART IS FOR BEACH BUMS AND LOVERS OF BEACH CULTURE AND IS NOT TO BE A MADE FUN OF
BARBARA FLERI
NOT HAPPY
BARBARA FLERI
HAVE YOU EVER WALKED ALONG A BEACH AND NOTICED A PIECE OF KELP AND HOW THE SUNSHINE GLISTENS OFF IT? OF COURSE NOT DICKHEAD
BARBARA FLERI
YOU SHITBAGS BETTER TAKE THIS DOWN OR YOU WILL RUIN MY FUCKING NAME
I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH EATING DICK I WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH MOTHERFUCKING PIPER BIRDS AND FUCKING CATTAILS GODDAMIT
I DIDN"T SIGN THAT LAST COMMENT
BUT THIS IS BARBARA FLERI!!!!
FLERI OUT!!!
I once wrote a song about the beach. It was called "Tomorrow is Your Funeral."
I also wrote a song about anger management and typing all caps.
BARBARA FLERI WILL OWN YOURS ASSES AND THEN PAINT SOME SEAGULLS ON A MOTHERFUCKING DOCK POST
BARBARA FLERI
HEADS ARE GOINGA FUCKING ROLL IF THIS ISN"T TAKEN DOWN. I AM AS SERIOUS AS A SOFT WATERCOLOR OF AN OUTER BANKS SUNSET
BARBARA FLERI
This is all a bunch of bullshit. I was researching Barbara Fleri because I was considering purchasing 2 pieces of hers. After reading this, I cannot make that purchase. I have no idea what this artist is into but I suggest you clear your name and have these jerks arrested. Unless you don't mind the public humility. RayK.
This is awesome and funny!!
Buyer of cheap bathroom art
I do like looking at your paintings while t akeing a shit lol it calms me
Barabra,
When I saw your art it inspired me to fly to the moon and then to drop down and tea bag the earth.
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