"Pablo!"
"Yes, Trujillo?"
"We-a should advertise-a our feta cheese!"
"Hey, that's-a good idea! How do we that-a?"
"We give-a some money to my Uncle Giuseppe!"
"What-a does your Uncle Giuseppe do? He do-a advertising?"
"He knows a guy-a who works for Max-a Racks-a!"
"Those free postcards-a? Yes, what better way-a to advertise our fine feta cheese-a by talking to people in restaurants-a!"
"That's-a what I was-a thinking!"
"But what if the Max-a Racks-a card rack-a is near the bathroom-a? Or worse, over a urinal-a in a shitty barbecue-a place on Third Avenue-a? That would reflect-a poorly on our product-a."
"Relax, Trujillo! What-a are the chances of that-a?"
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