Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Shave That Shit, Candice.

My wife received a direct mail piece from Victoria's Secret, and the post office's machinery left an unflattering smudge on Candice Swanepoel's upper lip:

If you are reading this, Candice Swanepoel, let me take this opportunity to apologize to you for the incompetence of our government's mail service. I hope this doesn't affect the potential for us to be eventual bowling buddies.

Joanne Versus The Claw!

An epic, ongoing battle between two bitter rivals. Who will emerge the victor? And who the hell is Victor?

Adriana Lima Remains Unimpressed.

Here's Eminem freestyling on the Tim Westwood Show on BBC 1 for a full 8 minutes:




Adriana Lima admits that this Enimen man has talent but thinks he gets a little repetitious and nasal. She much prefers listening to Brazilian samba, forró, or Bossa nova music.


In 2006, Chemists at Dresden's Technical University discovered carbon nanotubes in the microstructure of a 17th century Damascus sabre, revealing that medieval Muslim sword-smiths used such advanced technique in forging their swords during the Crusades.



Adriana Lima thinks she has a set of knives somewhere in her condo in the French West Indies, but her manservant Ramnaresh usually slices the limes for her poolside caipirinhas.


In 1998, Jari Kuosma of Finland and Robert Pečnik of Croatia teamed up to create the first wingsuit offered to the general public for skydiving and BASE Jumping.



Adriana Lima has never heard of such an activity. When shooting for BCBG on the peak of Pão de Açúcar in Rio, she takes a cable car or helicopter like a normal supermodel.

What I Imagine To Be A Vicious Cycle

1) Buy expensive gas money

2) Fill up the generator to play piano

3) Play piano to buy gas money

Project Fountain Enters Its Third Day

EADJ's Project Fountain has been a rousing success so far. Its majesty and brilliance has even been compared to Darren Aronofsky's 2006 film "The Fountain." Today we decided to up the ante by throwing in more than one new friend into the Old Bridge Deli's upstairs eating area's display.









I'm starting to think I should float a boat in that water now.