Hello this Esmerelda from clean your office.
CEO Bailey tell me to remind everyone to put trash cans out from under desk so I and Maria can empty them. Also I spose to tell you do time sheet or else nobody get pay. Is important he say.
Here are job number:
535015: Knocking on George McFly's forehead
190130: Holding redacted documents to the light to read what's crossed out
772942: Trying to find the dollar symbol to type "KE$HA"
621222: Feeding the trolls
375885: Making enough of the "jack off" sign so Robert can see but Bailey can't
001237: Looking up "Enuff Z'nuff" on Wikipedia to educate yourself
463464: Spooning with a boner
711713: Returning these goddamn Zappo shoes to goddamn Zappo a third goddamn time because they still don't goddamn fit
228144: Sticking a plunger down your plunging neckline
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