Pop Quiz, Hotshot

Q: Which Hudson News is this?

A: Trick question. It's every single one of them.

A Possibly New Segment (or Segments)

I was walking around the main street of my town in Jersey, when I happened upon a self defense class flyer near the post office:



This excellent flyer lends itself to whole world of possible captions for an EADJ segment- so many that I hesitate to commit to one just yet.

There could be The Gallant Chauvinist:


or Hopeful Libertarian:


Guy Who Keeps Bringing Up Star Wars On Dates:


Of course, we could give the woman the word bubble.
Presenting "Chick With The TV Remote:"


And then there's just the straight up Battle Of The Sexes:


Oh, the possibilities!

To EADJ His Own

Word on the street has it that Tianna is planning a worldwide tour later this year.

TMZ has confirmed that 4 choreographers, several hundred roadies, and 5 sound engineers have been called to meet on Friday to launch her "Extremely Fluffy Paws and Effekt" tour in October. Also, some visual effects wizards have been asked to create a floating stage that can sustain the weight of a 4-piece band and a 14 ounce Angora rabbit in costume.

Jive Records, Tianna's record label, has not officially confirmed tour dates but has hinted that label mates Chris Brown, Joe, R. Kelly, 3LW, Ciara, Clipse, T-Pain, and Samantha Jade will be sharing a bus with Tianna.

EADJ will report more on this developing story as it develops. Or whatever.