The Very First EADJ State of The Blog Status

Blogger provides a few stats for the remaining blogs that are out there, and we'd like to share with you some of the info we found about Eat A Dick Joel:

Pageviews today: 27

Pageviews last month: 3,385

Pageviews all time history: 507,660

And wanna see the EADJ post that boasts a staggering 17,443 views? Here it is.

Then they show stats of pageviews of individual entries, but not all of them. For obvious reasons a 2008 joke entry about the 4 ladies in that old "Haulin' Ass" poster had a whopping 48 pageviews, mostly from the real disgruntled models, according to the (now deleted) comments.

What countries pageviews originated from is sorta interesting. The second most frequent visitors are Italians? Then from the Ukraine and Russia (maybe hackers trying to influence the next EADJ election)? 

We have two followers as of this writing. 

All this information is lovely but mostly useless about a useless blog. What a time to be alive.

Answers To Last Week's "Which Can, Erickson?"

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Legal note: EADJ does not intend to suggest that these particular bathrooms are hobo friendly, nor are we condoning the outright prohibition of hobos at any of these locations. Also, the hobos we are referring to are the old-fashioned train-riding hobos and we are not poking fun of the very real homeless problem. Here, give to this charity if it makes you feel better.

A Rule of Thumb For Musicians

When coming up with a band name, if you want to avoid the cut-out bin (or the free CD box at some office), maybe not titling it "(insert violent act) (insert woman's name here)" might be a good idea.



Some exceptions: Alice In Chains, Flogging Molly, Jane's Addiction, Bikini Kill, and Bludgeoning Whitney Houston.

Dear Pathmark Gum Machine Guy:

Nice message you're sending the kids. Fuck you, buddy.