More Fake, Awful Taglines For a Real, Awful Movie

We're doing our part to keep "Avalanche Sharks" in the public consciousness.

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New York City. The Most Exciting City In The World.

Spotted on the Queens-bound 7 train, a woman thumbs through a kitchen cabinet brochure.

See the other two "New York Exciting" entries here and here.

W.H.A.T.?

Spotted in a subway platform magazine stand, F.E.D.S. (Finally Every Dimension Of The Streets) Magazine, whose editors apparently have never written pithy headlines for magazine covers before, unless that's pretty much the entire gist of Kenneth Waller's story. Frankly, I think they just copied the first sentence of each article.