Twitter's Least Used Hashtags: Week of January 6, 2020

Twitter continues to digitally suck and provide people with instant stupid thoughts,  dangerous misinformation and general shitty humanity. For those of you still tweeting on this crap platform, we have a few underused hashtags that you are free to use in the next five, ten, and fifteen minutes. Jesus, how often do you tweet?

#Play-Dohdildo

#songsaboutDesMoines

#consensualsexwithGrimace

#permafrostonmytaint

#givemepeanutM&Msorgivemedeath

#tryingtoforgethtemeaningofChristmas

#ithinkmymasseusehasapenis

#it'sallJeremiahLloydHarmon'sfault

#turningonclosecaptioningforGoldenGirlssoIcangetthefunnyquoteright

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of Aug 1

I suck, you suck, Twitter sucks. But people who tweet need hashtags that suck, and here's where we come in. Here are some underused hashtags that those sucky people can use on their sucky Twitter:

#myopinionistrash

#CreedCDboxset

#mybuttholeonInstagram

#malariaisawesome

#radishsmoothies

#hornyforForky

#puttingmyballsinajaialaiscoop

#wholeftpopcorninthedamnofficemicrowaveagainwasitSandraagain

#dwarfnipples

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags For The Week of April 24

Twitter sucks so much ass it should implode under its own suckage. Nevertheless, its users "tweet" about lots of subjects, and they add hashtags which become popular and why am I explaining all this to you in 2019. Anyways, here are the least used hashtags that you should use in your own tweets:

#incelcologne

#bitcoinhonesty

#Fortnitescholars

#GoldenCorralrestraint

#flirtingtheEasterBunny

#beholdmynutsMissSwift

#kernelcornmakesaterriblelube

#rubbingmyballsonthechafingdish

#MaraLagoemployeeappreciationday

#mooningfromtheInternationalSpaceStation

#holyshitthatbabycarseatsuredidwithstandthatbearattacktoobadforthebabythough

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of November 19, 2018

Bigamy is the act of going through a marriage ceremony while already married to another person. I'm not sure what that has anything to do with unpopular Twitter hashtags, but I got bored writing the same intro for this segment. Here are hashtags nobody uses:

#haggissliders

#Trumpdignity

#cornbreadfarts

#DoratheColonizer

#bitcoinphilanthropist

#Napasoulmusicfestival

#thisiswhyIgotintoembalming

#whyyesIdlovetotakeashortsurveyforyou

#learningsomethingfromaFacebookargument

#caughtbetweenarockandaslightlysofterrockbutstillaprettyhardplace

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