The ProofrEADJer: First of 2020 Edition

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Let's Douse The EADJ Mail Sack With Plenty Of Mineral Spirits!

Submitted by JOEL HIMSELF, a clip from "Archer" where the words "Eat a dick, jungle" are actually spoken. EADJ.



To assume that the writers of "Archer" read this blog is about as presumptuous as assuming that CBS 2 News' Lonnie Quinn reads this blog. Which he does.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

 

"No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window. Also I BEAT WOMEN."

 

Sean Price really hates it when gorillas make fun of his rugby shirts.

 

Craig G is frustrated at how American Apparel clothes only come in XS sizes.

 

Cee Lo needs to stop sitting in big, ridiculous looking red things.

 

Frankly, I don't know where to start here. But if it has Gucci Mane and the word "trap" on the cover, you can that hip hop's for shit.

 

A very tiny rapper has zero tolerance for the defacing of public property. Now, how is he going to carry away these comically large wads of dollars?

 

Plies is so punctual that he showed up at traffic court before anyone else did. Ancient computer on the table!

 

Don't play Scrabble with Rocko, btw. He grabs more tiles than he needs and upsets the board if you call him on it.