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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

More Shark Avalanche or Avalanche Shark Movie Poster Taglines Or Whatever






Posted by Estoye at 1:17 AM No comments:
Labels: advertising, cheryl pepsii riley, foreskin, Listerine Whitening, sharks, sharky's machine, Turbotax, valerie plame

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

The ProofrEADJer: A Star Wars Story













Posted by Estoye at 1:06 AM No comments:
Labels: food expert alton brown, foreskin, Gojira, Kyra Sedgwick, microaggressions, ProofrEADJer, the Thucydides Trap

Thursday, June 26, 2008

That Jerky is NOT Jewish.

I opened some low-fat jerky yesterday and realized I was about to turn into Joel:


Posted by Estoye at 10:45 AM No comments:
Labels: Beef Jerky, boris yeltsin, caravaggio, dick eating, Evelyn "Champagne" King, foreskin, harveys bristol cream, Joel Eating Dick, taco holder? what's that?
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