The Latest Successful Crowdfund Projects on Kickstarter

Kickstarter has announced its latest round of greenlit enterpreneurial projects. Backers of these projects can look forward to not getting ripped off:

• a hands free toilet that wipes your ass with scorching lasers

• an album by a washed up pop singer covering traditional Irish folk songs although the singer isn't remotely Irish

• a t-shirt that says I'M JUST THE BAR BACK for bar backs at bars

• an ice tray that makes specially shaped cubes that slip out of your hands and onto the kitchen floor (No wait, they all do that)

• crunchy mouthwash

• breast milk spumoni

• a helpful NYC map that shows all the sidewalks where you'd get arrested if you took a dump

25 Days of Hallmark Movies: Day 16: "A Christmas Melody" Starring Mariah Carey, Lacy Chabert and Brennan Elliott

Finally, a Hallmark movie that enjoys the halo effect of Mariah Carey's 2001 smash hit "Glitter."

Plot summary: "A single mother moves back to her hometown with her young daughter. Having a hard time adjusting, the daughter seeks help from her music teacher to write a song for the Christmas variety show."

Romance Factor: 6 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 7 out of 10

Overall Rating: 6.5 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:18:08

Let's Cede All Political Power To The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew, who just moved into a Chicago apartment with his wife. Some items left by the previous tenants:

"special move-in welcome dicks"