Friday, July 7, 2023

The Latest Successful Crowdfund Projects on Kickstarter


Kickstarter has announced its latest round of greenlit enterpreneurial projects. Backers of these projects can look forward to not getting ripped off:

• a hands free toilet that wipes your ass with scorching lasers

• an album by a washed up pop singer covering traditional Irish folk songs although the singer isn't remotely Irish

• a t-shirt that says I'M JUST THE BAR BACK for bar backs at bars

• an ice tray that makes specially shaped cubes that slip out of your hands and onto the kitchen floor (No wait, they all do that)

• crunchy mouthwash

• breast milk spumoni

• a helpful NYC map that shows all the sidewalks where you'd get arrested if you took a dump

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