The Least Used Hashtags on X (Formerly Twitter)

 

X / Twitter is full of neonazis, alt-right assholes, and malignant shitbots. The site's entire content is a hailstorm (heilstorm?) of hatred, crypto scams and bad actors. So here are the least used hashtags on this now unusable social platform:

#abolishICE

#talktoawoman
#accountability
#callyourmother

#defendtheHaitians

#CharlieKirkwaskindofadouche
#dosomethinggoodtodayforsomeoneelse

#theworldsfirsttrillionaireshouldntbeanazi

#heymaybeicouldbewrongbutmaybeweshouldntbesuchfuckingracists

The Latest Successful Crowdfund Projects on Kickstarter

Kickstarter has announced its latest round of greenlit enterpreneurial projects. Backers of these projects can look forward to not getting ripped off:

• a hands free toilet that wipes your ass with scorching lasers

• an album by a washed up pop singer covering traditional Irish folk songs although the singer isn't remotely Irish

• a t-shirt that says I'M JUST THE BAR BACK for bar backs at bars

• an ice tray that makes specially shaped cubes that slip out of your hands and onto the kitchen floor (No wait, they all do that)

• crunchy mouthwash

• breast milk spumoni

• a helpful NYC map that shows all the sidewalks where you'd get arrested if you took a dump