"So why do they call you Armstrong? Is it because of the arm?"
"Oh, hump me like a dachshund, Reginald!"
"Stop! Hitting! Me! I'm! The! Mascot! Idiot!"
"Sorry, but the Coke machine is broken again. But I can sell you a few warm cans of Coke that we have stashed behind the desk. Tell you what- instead of 75¢ each, I'll sell you them for a quarter each for your trouble. Sound good? Great. NOW DIE!!! MUHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
"This again? We're naked and stranded?"
"Yep. (yawn)"
"Wow, you're still alive in 2017?"
"I know, right?"
"Do you think anyone will wander into this thinking it's another Avengers movie?"
"Wait, this isn't one? Oh. That explains the piddly paycheck."
