Let's Scoop The Innards Out Of The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew Gall:

New pret a manger (shudder) opened in the merchandise mart today.

Giving away free food. Shuddering Madness!

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Beatbox

1) Learn how to make the classic kick drum {b}, hi-hat {t} and classic snare drum {p} or {pf}.

2) Combine the three sounds into an 8-beat such as this: { b t pf t / b t pf t } or {b t pf t / b b pf t }

3) Concentrate on getting the timing right. If you make a mistake, keep going, do not stop or pause.

4) Start off slowly and build up speed once you can do the 8-beat without losing timing.

When you start getting really good, start the t sound b sound and the pft sound; they are the simplest beat boxing techniques!

And speaking of getting really good, I once parallel parked my Mercedes GL stretch limousine right on Flatbush Avenue in the rain. Now you tell me I didn't deserve that $50 tip that day!

Inexpensive Mop Doesn't Feel So Great This Morning

Let's open the EADJ Mail Sack!

(pictured, the first ever EADJ merch, submitted by Phil Flicklicker)