EADJ Pun Police: Hall Monitor Edition

"All right, guys. The third period bell is about to ring, so make your way to your classrooms. Anyone caught in the hallway will get a tardy or a trip to the principal. And let's keep any puns to a minimum."

"A sign in an Indian eatery. Ugh. Really? They couldn't do better than '(curry)ently?' That's a stern warning from me."

"Simply Ear-Resistable? That means it is resistable, but with ears. BAD BUNNY."

"Okay, this one is waffle... I mean, AWFUL. It deserves a write up. Easily a mark on your record there."

"HAIR YE, HAIR YE. Oh that is painful. Plus the second sentence is just the worst. Here's your violation slip– go directly to the principal's office. And NO RUNNING."

"Aggghh! So many puns! Too many! I'm gonna need back up! Mr. Senheim, come out to the hallway! I'm in over my head here! HEEEELLLLLPP!"

The ProofrEADJer: Mid-May Edition

Poor Kevin's Tree Experts can't get it right:

A three-fer here:

Many a Trip Continues Long After Movement In Time and Pathmark Have Ceased

Let's Scrape The Baked-On Meat Out of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Geoff via MMS, Ne-Yo is a doppelgänger of ME.

Personally, I like my version of "Make It Work" better.

UAG

The Infection Spreads Unchecked

Spotted on a Lufthansa ad in a NJ Transit train, a gummy zombie hungers for the insatiable pleasure of devouring living brains.

Fucking creepy.

Come On Now, Marc

Put down the goddamned cell phone for one second so we can have a photo of you for this ad in a diner placemat.


Oh, you want to be seen on the phone to demonstrate that you're always working? Good idea, Marc.


But don't you want to straighten you're tie since you're... oh, you're still on the phone? Okay.