"All right, guys. The third period bell is about to ring, so make your way to your classrooms. Anyone caught in the hallway will get a tardy or a trip to the principal. And let's keep any puns to a minimum."
"A sign in an Indian eatery. Ugh. Really? They couldn't do better than '(curry)ently?' That's a stern warning from me."
"Simply Ear-Resistable? That means it is resistable, but with ears. BAD BUNNY."
"Okay, this one is waffle... I mean, AWFUL. It deserves a write up. Easily a mark on your record there."
"HAIR YE, HAIR YE. Oh that is painful. Plus the second sentence is just the worst. Here's your violation slip– go directly to the principal's office. And NO RUNNING."
"Aggghh! So many puns! Too many! I'm gonna need back up! Mr. Senheim, come out to the hallway! I'm in over my head here! HEEEELLLLLPP!"
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