The Wages of Sin is Pathmark

Bank Pen Holder Was Shocked.

Bank Pen Holder was shocked.

Baked Goods Wrapper Dispenser stayed on Snapchat.

The Two Remaining Cylons were nervous.

Paper Towel Dispenser giggled behind his shades.

Delivery Van was quite amused.

Upside Down Car Icon was scandalized.

Upside Down Sailboat became a Stoned Alien.

Aloe Water Bottles were VERY SURPRISED.

Salmon Steaks sat there like the Judge from Pink Floyd's "The Wall":

Crayola Boba Fett continued to monitor the situation.

Buck Toothed Garbage Bin couldn't believe it.

House wished it were somewhere else.

Gas Pump Nozzle Holder thought about his sad lot in life.

But Garage Light Sensor thought everything was GREAT!

"The First Time You Marry For Love,The Second For Money, And The Third For Pathmark."

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

(Panel 1 supplied by Andrew Gall)