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Monday, June 11, 2018

A Few More Taglines For A Movie That Probably Spent About 5 Minutes In Theatres






Posted by Estoye at 9:27 PM No comments:
Labels: Baylor university, buena vista television, Emily J, perler beads, prenatal yoga, shark, sharks, sharky's machine

Thursday, October 20, 2016

The ProofrEADJer: Almost Halloween Edition

This week: several people have trouble spelling "cashew:"












Posted by Estoye at 1:47 AM No comments:
Labels: Emily J, G8 Summit, geek squad, Jean Claude Van Damme dancing in the background in Breakin, pretending to be lost, ProofrEADJer, sacre bleu, Side scroller games

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Meanwhile, At The Emirates Airlines Australian Open,

Two unfortunate flight attendants are forced to stand and smile in front of an ad banner as decoration, a mere feet away from deadly swinging golf clubs.





Posted by Estoye at 12:19 PM No comments:
Labels: advertising, awkward teenage years, dead horse, Emily J, geese on a golf course, wonka

Friday, July 11, 2008

Meanwhile, During Another Conference Call...

Posted by Estoye at 10:07 AM No comments:
Labels: conference call with the client, Emily J, heroes of might and magic 2, Todd Crisman is a fucking hero, Tom Weingard, toucan cleric's fun, yarn
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A comprehensive list of everyone who has spotted the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson

  • John Reid (August 23,2016) **MOLLUSK AWARD**
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  • Mig Ponce (Dec 7, 2011) **HOT SHOT CITY MOLLUSK AWARD**
  • Diego Guitierrez (Nov 3, 2011) **ROBIN MEADE MOLLUSK AWARD**
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  • ANDY WESTBROCK (April 1, 2022) **ONYX MOLLUSK AWARD**
  • Emily Sander (Oct 25) ***PLATINUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
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  • Pat Hanna (May 22)
  • Ryan Boblett (Mar 20, May 21) ***GOLD MOLLUSK AWARD***
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  • Michelle Litos (April 26, July 31)
  • Emily Kane (Mar 22, Oct 25) ***PLATINUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
  • Jessica Foster (Mar 22, June 18)
  • John Carstens (Early Feb 2007)
  • Christian Golden (Feb 2007)
  • Larry Liss (Feb 21, June 13, June 26)
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