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This Week in CBS FBI Shows

The following are this week's episode summaries for FBI, FBI: International and FBI: Most Wanted, all airing on CBS:

FBI

S12E06 "Blankenship"

Casey comes to a decision. Mallory and Jake make an uneasy alliance. Director Spender puts the kibosh on casual Fridays after the khakis incident.

FBI: International

S08E02 "El Niño and the Panini"

Assistant Director Cortez confronts Teasdale and Anyango over their "overzealous" arrest of the drug mule. Shaya tries a Four Loko in the Evidence Room. Somebody accidentally shoots out the TV during a Powerpoint presentation.

FBI: Most Wanted

S02E04 "What You Leave Behind is Not What is Engraved in Stone Monuments, But What is Woven Into the Lives of Others"

Kurtis and Samantha break up during the Ivanov raid. An animatronic clown tells Special Agent Norris's darkest secrets. The internship program is canceled when everyone's AirPods go missing.

Episode Summaries For This Week's Chicago ____________ on NBC

The following are episode synopses for Chicago Med, Chicago Fire, and Chicago P.D., all on NBC.

Chicago Med

Season 7, Episode 6: "Cuntography"

Bailey's patients all develop infections shortly after she visits a bodega salad bar. Dr. Ackerlee makes a supernatural prediction about the mysterious kid in ICU. The basement is flooded with pus.

Chicago Fire

Season 8, Episode 3: "Sophie Ellis-Bextor's Choice"

Chief Hargrove develops a crush on the Bulls mascot. Two fire stations claim jurisdiction over Soldier Field as it burns. Somebody left a brat in Jonesy's locker for the 8 weeks he was on vacation.

Chicago P.D.

Season 12, Episode 4: "Hardly As Hard"

Gambino strikes it rich on a scratch off ticket and pays off all his poker debts. Detective Lambert and Kimmy make an arrest at an antiques and esoteric book dealer, where they discover a mysterious amulet with the power to bend reality and transport you through multiple dimensions and Intellectual Properties. Barker's meter maid cart gets stolen again.

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Every so often, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• NCIS: High School

• CoComelon Presents: Mindnumbing Repetition Party!

• Pretty Little Petty Embezzlers

• Eight Wasn't Enough: The 2025 REBOOT Series

• Unreal Housewives of Narnia County

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their schedule this month:

• Kim Deal or No Deal

• Sex and the City: 100% Gentrified Edition

• Invincible Babies

• Yellowjackoffs

• Reverse Shark Tank: Rich Assholes Beg Entrepreneurs For Their Money Back

This Week in "Chicago Whatever"

NBC continues to triple down on their public servant drama shows. Here are storylines for the "Chicago" shows this week:

Chicago P.D.

Chancellor Hardwick discovers what looks like a sewer system treasure map. Karla reveals to Connor she knows about the affair. The hot dog eating contest changes venue from Portillos to Weiner's Circle.

Chicago Med

As Chief Surgeon, Sheila announces that latex gloves are mandatory in operating rooms. A prank rivalry on the 4th floor threatens the safety of the neonatal unit. EMT trainer Douglass discovers hentai.

Chicago Fire

Battalion Chief Onutsa gets addicted to Ozempic. Terry's wife gets promoted over him as Fire Inspector. The Moon Patrol arcade machine in the station breaks.

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Every so often, HBO Max renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• The Masked Sharktank Bachelor

• Bravo presents: Rollerblading Dwarfs and Their 68 Children in a Treehouse

• Solved Mysteries

• Gordon Ramsay's Master Sous Chef Junior, Round Robin Tournament

• The Marvelous Mrs. Merkel

Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max is removing from their lineup this month:

• Just a bunch of Family Guy Instagram clips stitched together to make an episode

• Ted Asso

• Randall Parks & Recreation

• Vanderpump Works (For Once)

• Love & Hip Hop, Salt Lake City Edition

• Steve Harvey Surprised He's In a Courtroom Show

• Specific Hospital

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Every so often, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• The Real Fake Bitches of Wherever

• Game Show: Is This Cake or Cancer?

• Hillbilly Hospital: Mostly Moonshine Still Explosion Injuries

• Footage of Jamiroquai Sleeping

• High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Making Of Documentary: The Cereal

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Star Wars: The Origin Story of That 3rd Jawa From The Left

• Flip That Hospice!

• Dirty, Boring Jobs That Don't Play Well On Television

• Prawn Stars

• White-Ish

• MSNBC's Round Table of Perpetual Agreement

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• Cage-free methamphetamine

• VIRTUAL TAMBOURINE

• App-assisted Bluetooth ravioli

• Electric scooter that runs on coffee grinds? Who the hell knows

• Anatomically correct wedding cake toppers

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Puppy Mill Workers Unite!

• Contagious Hugs

• Rural Carnie Love

• Braised By Wolves

• Brackish

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• Amish Sluts After Sundown

• Bad Roommate Simulator (VR)

• Botched Giftwrapping Jobs

• LAPD LARPers

• DIY LASIK Adventures

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Live Unboxing and Sampling of the Hickory Farms Hearty Party Gift Basket

• Jeopardy! But the Host Reads The Clues At a Third Grade Level

• Rassling: Before They Went Pro

• Four People I Know Named Sonya (and One Named Steve)

• Just A Bunch of Geeky Easter Eggs Threaded Together In a Weak Storyline

Sample Episode Summaries For Three Shows I've Never Watched

Season 2, Episode 4 "Hydroxy-Whore-a-Quine" 

Jeff and Mya form an unlikely alliance to undermine Nurse Langford's authority on the East Wing. Donghai borrows some medical equipment to form his own robot band. Alison sleeps around like a horse.

Season 6, Episode 12 "Chicken Scratch" 

Samuel denies Kara's request for a promotion and tells her why. Rookie Donovan finds himself in trouble again after losing evidence. Captain Trenton serves his squad from a baked chicken food cart.

Season 5, Episode 3 "Gunga Din" 

Carlos injures himself after goofing off on an engine. Marshall Thomas discovers how badly the budget cuts affect him. A four alarm fire in the warehouse district interrupts Game Night.

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Hulu occasionally renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• Chicago Library

• Chicago Parking

• Chicago Sanitation

• Chicago License Administration

• Tits 'n Waffles

• Jake Paul: Door Dasher

And here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Joey Sneaking a Bottle in His Sweatpants

• Project Bladder

• Trillionaire Real Estate Trash

• Very Young Sheldon

• Magnum U.T.I.

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract negotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Percy Sledge Songs: An In Depth Behind The Scenes Look At All of Percy Sledge's Songs Besides "When A Man Loves A Woman"

• A Mob-Run Aaron's Rents Furniture

• The Masked, Bound And Gagged Singer

• Tasty Kake Bukakke

• Unsupervised Kids Say The Darnedest Things

• Help! I'm A Celebrity On a Netflix Show Nobody Watches!

Due to periodic contract negotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Sonia Screwed Up

• Lou Bega Lists All 5,681 of His Sexual Partners in New Verses To "Mambo No. 5"

• Horse Piss: The History of American Beer

• The Instagram Comedian Euthanasia Project

• That's Not Guacamole!

• A Show Where We Point Out The Clever T-shirts That We're Wearing

• Boobs: A Nun's Tale

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Due to contract changes and such, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Hulu this week:

• The Stinkbug Diaries

• Party City: A Cheap Cosplayer's Paradise

• YouTube Pranksters Get A Fucking Job

• Game Show: Smell This (And Tell Me If It Came From My Body)

• Let's Literally Flip This House Because We're Idiots

• A Bunch Of Ideas That Stephen King Abandoned

• Candy Crush Saga: The Documentary

• Collate!

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Hulu this week: 

• The Sinkhole Romances

• Storage Reality Show Producer Wars

• We Clean Instagram Models' Filthy-Ass Apartments

• Agrarian History On Fleek

• X-Treme Violent Origami

• Celebrity Siblings' Cribs

• WIG SHOPPIN'

• Sausage Casings Valuators

• WIG SHOPPIN' (Kids' Edition)

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Pizza Roll Battles

• CSI: Misdemeanors and Traffic Violations

• Virtual Thong

• Endless Scrolling Lorem Ipsum

• DOOF! A Congressional Story

• Fuck That: Dumb Dares VIII

• E/R Stomach Pump Stories

• Your Horoscope And Why It's All Bullshit

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Grazed Nuts (Owww!)

• Deez Ecuadorians

• Viking Skullfuckers

• Hanna Barbera's Anthropomorphized Farm Animals

• Commie Lezbo & the Green Deal Pinko Abortionists

• My Dick (Close Captioned)

• 3D Hocking A Loogie Inches From Your Little Brother's Face

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