New EADJ Segment: Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

Empire State, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Liam Hemsworth and Nancy Drew

Dwayne Johnson as Cody: (as they enter the police station) "Do you know what your problem is, Macguire? You take a bullet like a woman."

Playing For Keeps, starring Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel & Uma Thurman

Gerard Butler as Kip Young: "Why have I never settled down? Just look at me!"

Killing Season, starring John Travolta and Robert De Niro

Robert De Niro as Sully Cox: "These fuckers are trying to corner us."

John Travolta as Thorpe: "Well, let's box 'em out, then."

D2: The Mighty Ducks, starring Emilio Estevez

Emilio Estevez as Coach Walter Annex: "You think you're hot stuff just because you won one championship? Well, that's what they're expecting- they're expecting you to be weak and HAPPY. Well, I'm here to tell you that you've got a lot of reasons to still be MAD! Cammy, you still suck at your Russian lunges! Lil' Dougie, I hope you don't think that's what you call a dump and chase, because that stuff is WEAK. What are you laughing at, Toto? Get that taco out of your mouth and work on your goaltending! Yeah, I said it! Get MAD, Ducks!"

Safe Haven, starring Josh Duhamel and Julianne Hough

Julianne Hough as Maisie: "I think I'm falling in love with you."

Josh Duhamel as Calgon: "You have cancer."

Safe Haven, starring Neil Patrick Harris, Hank Azaria and Jayma Mays

Neil Patrick Harris: (to camera) "Here we Smurf again!" (winks and collects unironic but cynical paycheck)

End of Watch, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and That Hispanic Actor Whose Name You've Never Learned Because You're a Straight-up Racist

That Hispanic Actor Whose Name You've Never Learned Because You're a Straight-up Racist as Guillermo: "Should we call for back up?'

Jake Gyllenhaal as Vic: "No. We don't need witnesses for this."

The Last Stand, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dev James: (looking at a customized helicopter/tank combo with a gatling gun and four rocket launchers as Papa Roach's "Getting Away With Murder" blares from the speakers) "Nice."

Let's Be Cops, starring Jake Johnson & Damon Wayans Jr.

Jake Johnson & Damon Wayans Jr. as Huck and Doobie: (singing in their squad car at a stop light) ♬ All that she wants is another baby / She's gone tomorrow boy / All that she wants is another baby / All that she wants is another baby ♬

Song List From The New Broadway Production of "Rocky"

For years here at EADJ, we have been known as THE source for Broadway news, gossip and opinion. And we recently received a sneak-peek setlist of the songs that will be performed in the soon-to-be-short-lived Broadway production of "Rocky." Look for these catchy tunes when you attend this blockbuster show:

Yo
Egg Yolk Smoothie
Rambling Exposition / Hey Philadelphia
Your Stupid Hat (Adrian's Song)
Punching Beef
Why Is Popeye My Trainer
Gonna Sing Now
Apollo's Creed
Cut My Eyes (I Can't See)
Yo (Reprise)
No Sequels... Not

So You're Pregnant And Betrayed

The first thing you gotta do is ask yourself, how did I get pregnant and betrayed in the first place? What steps have I taken (or not taken) to leave me vulnerable to this pregnancy/betrayal? Is the man who impregnated me the same one who betrayed me? If I let that person impregnate me, did I not also give unspoken permission for him to betray me as well? These are the questions you should be asking.

Of course, if you kept your legs together/cards close to your vest, you wouldn't be finding yourself knocked up and backstabbed. If you had taken the necessary precautions to keep the wrong man from entering your vagina/circle of trust to avoid propagation/double-dealing, you wouldn't have a bun in the oven and be left holding the bag. 

But what's done is done. There is no reason to be stewing in your hormones/disillusionment and looking at what you could have done differently. All you can do now is pick up your uterus/chin and move forward.

But let this be a lesson to you- be more careful before you let a man conceive a child with you/sell you down the river. Don't let that man's sperm fertilize your egg/double-cross you. Here's a rule of thumb: don't let the guy who fucked you fuck you. Fuck you.

Any mother can be an idiot. And obviously any idiot can be a mother.