Word of mouth is spreading, and thousands of new AMC Stubs members have been added in the past weeks. What's the big fuss? Well, AMC already has a successful rewards program but has announced even more perks that members can enjoy if they sign up now.
Here are the newest benefits added to the program:
• Free Se7en themed popcorn bucket which is just a cardboard box with a woman's head in it
• If you can find a way to hook up a garden hose to the soda fountain and snake it all the way to your seat, go nuts
• Free COVID testing before, during and after any matinee.
• We will turn down the volume of the movie if your phone rings and you have to answer it.
• One of our guys will make out with your Mom to distract her if she's not enjoying the film
• If you get a boner during a sexy scene, we promise not to shine our flashlights on it
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