Hollywood's biggest studios have an IP problem. Every character, franchise and script has been scooped up and turned into either a blockbuster or a moderately popular Netflix show. So all original content is now desperately sought after by Sony, Paramount, Disney, and Universal. As a result, a bidding war has broken out over the latest hot property: the Denim poster at Old Navy.
Here now are the latest greenlit projects based on parts of this poster:
"OG Loose" is the story of two unemployed female rodeo workers in rural Iowa (Melissa Benoist and ZaweAshton) who discover an underground bunker full of fentanyl and decide to ride the cyclone to RICHES. Directed by Jon M. Chu. Also starring Haley Joel Osment as the crooked DEA agent pursuing them.
"Slouchy Straight" starring Dev Patel and Ryan Gosling
Two dumb slackers who just got out of prison meet a mysterious tech genius (David Hyde Pierce) who implants a "genius" microchip in their brains to help them become successful entrepreneurs. When they get too successful, their benefactor hits the "kill switch" and hilarity ensues.
"Barrel" directed by James Gunn
Pop singer Crate (Adria Arjona) cheats on her partner Barrel (Timothée Chalamet), and he decides to go solo in a different musical direction. Mixing dubstep with hip hop and traditional folk music, Barrel becomes the biggest star on NPR. He hits 16 trillion Spotify streams and earns a cool $400 from it!
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