Alex Jones's conservative radio show continues to dominate the radio market. And how does he do that? By floating out the weirdest, most out there conspiracies that his staff of writers can pull out of their ass. Here are the newest conspiracy stories that they're hoping will catch on:
• Head On—apply directly to forehead—is actually nuclear waste collected from Chernobyl. That's why it works!
• Al Gore's 2006 documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" used 4 trillion drums of oil just to get the film printed.
• Androgynous mannequins indoctrinate our kids into wanting to wear perverted "unisex" clothing.
• Banjos are actually elaborate hand-strummed kazoos, and banjo players are just humming.
• If you take the last word of dialogue from every Pixar movie from the past 13 years, it says "The, Far, Left, Lunatics, Are, Trying, To, Destroy, America, With, Woke, TV, Shows"
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